In honor of Mike’s tattoo, the following post was run through the Swedish Chef translator:
Breeunne-a sent us a peectoore-a ooff her bruzeer-in-lev’s Jeem Hensun inspured tettuu ooff zee Svedeesh Cheff cuukeeng up sume-a Kermeet. Um de hur de hur de hur. I’m nut soore-a vhet zee muteefeshun beheend zee chueece-a ooff zee Mooppets ves, elthuoogh Breeunne-a deed pueent oooot thet Meeke-a is a cheff. Vhezeer oor nut he-a speceeelizes in cuukeeng frug, I’m nut soore-a. Thees tettuu ves dune-a by Elex Murse-a et Zee Cunfes Tettuu Stoodeeu.
Yay! Ya know, my sis-in-law is pregnant with her first kid, and she’s not quite sure how she’ll explain daddy’s tattoo to the lil tater-tot once it’s old enough to understand the, erm, carnage… :P